The blog is a space for expression, so when a friend found themselves prevented from speaking, the least we can do anyway is to host a post time.
To you talking girlfriend: He
long time ago, about three months, we decide to give us Shared for the umpteenth time with Mister B. First mistake. Nothing beats a dull and uninteresting daily heads-up to kill you in a couple two months in a small suburban apartment with cockroaches and rotten to the tapestry with flowers (even orthensias) that live in 4.
came time for the choice of roommates when we could easily decide the fate of each other and who have the privilege to live with us (people simple and easy to live obviously) .... In the luxurious house that we had found (with a luxury price too). Second mistake, do not believe that there is time when we did not. Three months is low.
came the week before the move, after three changes of names on the lease ... where he has had to decide. Two young thirtysomethings a priori dynamic and friendly had the joy of saying yes ... Everything looked good. Third mistake, never trust appearances ... they are misleading all the time.
it followed the summer months, still anesthetized by the charm of our home and the joys of the installation, we do not see it coming. Aperitifs succeeded each other in good humor and joy, each going about his business ... well we more than others because we are the only two working. Fourth mistake. Never believe that assedics not enough to live, when it was thirty years all his teeth, no children and a house roommate. It can take months or years like that.
Then came September and the rain and cold ... and then the nightmare began. Fifth mistake: believing that we can coexist in a confined space with two talkative (well three with me) and her boyfriend and especially believe that everyone will be kind enough to run away from home from time to time to breathe let others ( Finally, in this case me).
October: My record is abysmal. I live constantly with people who talk to me, who like the contact. One of my laundry and it makes me stretch out, to pass the time. I am reliving my adolescence my mother passing or more we are called to sit at the table when we are on the phone ... what misery. I get lessons on how to raise kittens or how to get it does not climb on the coffee table (as I am for freedom of movement of animals). This leads me to think my
sixth error:
Never live with people who love their pets. This can lead to situations complex was giving something like this:
- ChatMarron can not be in the same room but can be with Kitten Chienkiaboi.
- Chienkiaboi can not leave or remain free in a not closed under threat of runaway
- perhaps with GrosChatPanthère kitten but can not go out at night.
- Evening ChatMarron GrosChatPanthère and should remain locked up.
- Chienkiaboi is allergic to chicken and should not, therefore, that drags the croquettes ChatMarron, BUT GrosChatPanthère Kitten and the three with a big appetite, they need to eat and all and so that each dish has its location. GOLD nuggets cat stink and the rooms it means. DESPITE WHAT to me, Kitten eat in the room because I do not want to look at the composition of kibble and introduce me to the traceability of chicken or play the rotating bowl cat version.
- Mistress of Chienkiaboi ChatMarron and do not eat meat except chicken and mistress GrosChatPanthère do not eat meat at all. (You tell me AC has nothing to do, I know!)
Ultimately, therefore I sell a lot of two cats and a dog come with mistresses and accessories ... for a healthy and balanced life. Seventh error: DONATE.
PS: Any resemblance to existing characters would mere coincidence.
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